Now that's a shiner

CRICKET
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https://www.news.com.au/sport/cricket/you-should-see-the-cricket-ball-stokes-reveals-severe-injury-as-details-of-freak-accident-emerge/news-story/7031abe6ee87e4a5c21d2cf6d1478169

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Wouldn’t wish that on anyone,but there’s one or 2 chaps in New Zealand that might beg to differ!

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That’s just a mild contusion Grassy wirh a superficial abrasion…nothing to see there…a few steristrps, some ice, a couple of NSAIDS, and Bob’s your uncle…

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When’s that?

The other day or the other year?