Phil,
Where are you? Have you been in solitary confinement with the IPad confiscated? Mrs McCracken told me during some pillow talk that your boys have had a media ban enforced to ensure there was no footygoss chat about relegation at Home Harmony!
Is that true?
Hi survivor. I’m well thanks. Big bad bubby that I’m sharing a cell with stole my iPad but I got it back tonight you should see the stuff he was looking at on you porn… Not good. Got a few hours day release today so went up to grapeville to watch the bullies take on the athletic swan districts ressies got thumped but league squished them grape pickers.
Only was allowed 4 hours from the cell and I reckon I waited 3 hours for my burger from the canteen. Then tried to sneak a quick export but the bar lady was about as quick as junior McCracken in a maths exam.
Grabbed a mcburger from Ronald so all good. Peace out survivor I hope bubby doesn’t tuck me in again tonight. Sore.
Tell that tart mrs McCracken to stay away from sleevesy. Jnr told me he has been around since I’ve been in the can. Hope he gets that nasty itch I got
Fanks for carming and saying hello to me dardy.
Phil’s son… I am your father
what did you got chucked in the slammer for?
i did see Mrs McCracken on sleevesy’s motor bike.
Phil, the Mrs has either been on a diet or is getting some serious exercise!