C1 Round 8 Results

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C1 Round 8 Results

Lynwood Ferndale (C1) 0.0 0.0 0.0 12.15 (87)
Coolbinia West Perth (C1) 0.0 0.0 0.0 12.5 (77)

Kingsway (C1) 0.0 0.0 0.0 12.12 (84)
Ocean Ridge (C1) 0.0 0.0 0.0 10.7 (67)

Wanneroo (C1) 0.0 0.0 0.0 21.9 (135)
Gosnells (C1) 0.0 0.0 0.0 9.8 (62)

Thornlie (C1) 0.0 0.0 0.0 8.4 (52)
Kingsley (C1) 0.0 0.0 0.0 12.15 (87)

Kelmscott (C1) 0.0 0.0 0.0 16.9 (105)
Melville (C1) 0.0 0.0 0.0 5.4 (34)

Well done to Kingsley who had there first win this past weekend, which probably goes to show one thing. Both them and Thornlie will be the teams relegated this season.

On Saturday down at The Showgrounds I witnessed one of the most disgusting and appalling things to ever happen at a football ground. Mr Mysterious was waiting at the canteen for a lovely cooked Hamburger when it happened, I had my back turned when I heard the shout “number 56” i quickly glanced down and saw that i was number 56, only to turn around and see that a Gosnells member had taken MY Hamburger and was walking off. I don’t know what to say. It wouldn’t be the only time throughout the day that a person from Gosnells acted like a clown, onbut more on that later.

The Colts had a “Simon/Murray” without being to dominant. Probably due to the fact that, both teams had people missing for the state game the next day. Wanneroo won by about 5 goals

The Reserves was a quite a good game of football with it being close at quarter time. In the second quarter Wanneroo kicked away thanks to a good effort from “TeenWolf” (I hear he may make an appearance on here soon!) Wanneroo led by 7 goals at half time. I got a shock in the third quarter by the Gosnells man mentioned before. I needed 3 or 4 Carlton Draughts to calm me down. Only to see at 3 quarter time that Wanneroo were only leading by 4 points. In a close last quarter TeenWolf prevailed again kicking 2 important goals as Wanneroo ran out winners by 3 goals.

The League game was where all the fun started. 4 yellow cards were dished out in the first 5 minutes of the game.
I can liken this to the WWE to help explain.Gosnells were the guys who hit the opponent with the chair whilst the referee was knocked down, then Wanneroo would strike back with the chair just as the referee looked up resulting in a Double DQ.
Whilst the 2 players from each team had a well deserved 15 minute break after running for 5 minutes. The scores were even in at the first break. Both teams again came out firing, leading supporters to getting fired up. Some heroes from Gosnells thought punching players was appropriate. The courage of a man is questioned when you hit someone 60 metres off the ball. There was a little altercation at half time, which was quickly sorted out by the umpires. Wanneroo had the better of the second quarter and were leading by 3 goals.

I did overhear that some Gosnells players threatening to cave a players head in, for the rest of the game it appeared as though they were trying to follow through with there word. Wanneroo gained control of the match in the third quarter. Leading by only 4 goals, but they seemed to be the better team. During the 4th quarter Gosnells had 2 players yellow carded..again! and were given the marching orders b the Wanneroo faithful NahNahNahNah NahNahNahNah HeyHeyHey Goodbye. Which wasnt well received by the Gosnells player. Wanneroo took over and won by 12 goals. A Gosnells player did also take the second best mark ive ever seen,it was great.
If you havent seen the best mark ever. watch Almost Football Legends 2004 Grand Final Edition…it’s the greatest mark ever.
After the match an incident occurred. With a player from Gosnells not being to happy with something, but he well and truly lost all the toys from his pram in one of the all time great dummy spits. Throwing water bottles into the crowd, and the ripping his jumper off and declaring to the crowd he would meet them all in the carpark. Note to self take armoured van and chest guard to next game v Gosnells.

So three Simons/Murrays for Wanneroo. Also congratulations to Wanneroos 4ths who made history by winning there first ever game on Saturday

Hope we all had a good weekend, lets hear from some other games!

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Good stuff Mr Mysterious. You didn’t mention that TheCLAW had another dominant performance in ressies. I should get a league game soon

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Thanks Mr Mysterious for a great wrap up of the game. Did you think the umpires did a good job controlling the game under trying circumstances? Sounds like they needed 3 field umpires out there given all the stuff going on behind the play. Did anyone happen to film the “the second best mark ever” seeing that Wanneroo normally mount a camera on the clubroom roof??

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The Major, I didn’t even notice the umpires although some of the crowd get upset, if players are being idiots, it’s easier to give them a yellow rather than let them carry on. Not sure why the Gosnells supporters were getting upset. There might be a need for 3 umpires like in finals, but I understand numbers don’t allow this, althought 3 umpires in league would be better. And yes I believe the mark may have been caught on footage, but you never know.

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Good write up
Almost 100% sure that mark was caught on camera. In my opinion the best mark I have ever seen live.
A few dominant performances in the ressies, from “teenwolf” who kicked the two winning goals and by wanneroos ruckman who I’m pretty sure put it straight down the throat of his midfielders about 30 times and lost about 3 taps all day.

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Whats early season prediction for Grand Finalists 2013?

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Does that mean the reserves Ruckman got top bunk for the evening TheBigRoo?
Hard to say MichaelMcDougall, but judging on the ladder it would be between Wanneroo, Kelmscott and Kingsway. Other teams simply aren’t good enough for long enough.

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Does that mean the reserves Ruckman got top bunk for the evening TheBigRoo?
Hard to say MichaelMcDougall, but judging on the ladder it would be between Wanneroo, Kelmscott and Kingsway. Other teams simply aren’t good enough for long enough.
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Not to sure about that mr mysterious as I don’t know him all that well, however there have been rumours that he still shares a bunk bed with his brother

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If you didnt notice the umps means they were doing a good job!!

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My mail is keep an eye on Almost Footy Legends it is sure to be on there later this season

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Kingsway Vs Ocean Ridge

Colts:

Not a bad game of footy between 3rd & 4th on the ladder. Ocean Ridge got the jump on Kingsway kicking 3 goals in the 1st 10 mins before Kingsway settled and gradually pegged them back over the next qtr and bit before kicking away to win by 23 points. Good defensive effort by Kingsway to Hold Ridge goalless in the 2nd and 3rd quarters especially after the Kingsway Ruckman went down 1/2 way through the 2nd qtr after a big collision. Both sides will be thereabouts come finals time

Reserves:

Big win to Ridge in this game especially after a fairly tight 1st qtr. Not a bad standard but Ridge showing a bit more class when it counted.

League:

Not a bad game of footy that was fairly tight all day until Kingsway settled in the last 10 mins to win by 17 points. By the look of Kingsway’s side they have been hard hit by injury with a couple of Colts being promoted and playing well. Midfields were fairly even with the difference being the Kingsway small forward (no 3) who kicked 5 or 6 (not sure)goals and handed off 2 others and was a big effort especially with Kingsway’s big F/Fwd not playing through injury. Ocean Ridge lacked a bit of class when it counted although it looks like they have promoted a couple of young colts as well which all goes well for the future.

The win gives Kingsway a 2 game buffer in 3rd spot and with games against CWP, Gosnells & Kingsley to come they should almost sew up 3rd spot in the next few games. Ocean Ridge are one of 5 teams vying for 4th & 5th spot so they will need to keep improving if they are to play finals this season.

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Mr M last year a bloke from Melville wrote a lot of crap week by week and when knocked out of the finals very early everybody let him know on the goss.
You never know it could happen again this year in C1

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Thanks for pointing that out Desert Dog.

Are you saying if Melville fail to make the finals this season that you will again gather your friends to abuse the Pilbra or King Panda online? If so I look forward to see what you say if that does eventuate.Everyone knew who the Panda was because he’d tell you. I bet only a handful of people on here and out in the “real” world would know who Mr Mysterious is.

(I will buy you a Carlton United Brewery’s beer at a game if you do know me)

All I do is preview the weekends games and write a summary of what I watched. I never use anybody’s name and I try to steer clear of offending people.

Infact you’ve made me a little bit upset now!

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Thanks for pointing that out Desert Dog.

Are you saying if Melville fail to make the finals this season that you will again gather your friends to abuse the Pilbra or King Panda online? If so I look forward to see what you say if that does eventuate.Everyone knew who the Panda was because he’d tell you. I bet only a handful of people on here and out in the “real” world would know who Mr Mysterious is.

(I will buy you a Carlton United Brewery’s beer at a game if you do know me)

All I do is preview the weekends games and write a summary of what I watched. I never use anybody’s name and I try to steer clear of offending people.

Infact you’ve made me a little bit upset now!
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You owe me a beer haha;)

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Not sure you can compare Mr Mysterious to The Panda…

Mr Mysterious is not as big headed…and definately not as funny. Both are great value on here, it is exactly what you want from a forum.

You also owe me a beer Mr Mysterious. Look forward to your write up this week, Wanneroo v Kingsley…old rivals…hopefully Kingsley can play out of their skin and make a contest…although it is looking more like it will be a blood bath.

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Thanks for pointing that out Desert Dog.

Are you saying if Melville fail to make the finals this season that you will again gather your friends to abuse the Pilbra or King Panda online? If so I look forward to see what you say if that does eventuate.Everyone knew who the Panda was because he’d tell you. I bet only a handful of people on here and out in the “real” world would know who Mr Mysterious is.

(I will buy you a Carlton United Brewery’s beer at a game if you do know me)

All I do is preview the weekends games and write a summary of what I watched. I never use anybody’s name and I try to steer clear of offending people.

Infact you’ve made me a little bit upset now!
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Im just saying dont put the jinx on Wanneroo

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Soprano, I dont try to be funny I just give factual accounts of events that happened on the weekends game. Plus I like to think my write ups quite insightful. Also you can collect your beer Saturday. If you do actually know who I am. Come see and announce yourself!