Perth has been selected to host the 2030 Gay Games.
I am sure all the true sporting officiendos will gettting early for their tickets
Is that a drinking game or like spin the bottle?
Could have had the Commonwealth Games but nah Rita and Roger rather spend millions on a go kart track or Italian soccer teams to beat up a hopeless Perth Glory.
Is this John Careys’ work? 
Events like " Pin the Tail on the Donkey", “Feather Dusters at 20 Paces”, “Slip, Slop, Slap”, a wood working challenge called “Tongue in Groove” and a team event of “Never Leave your Mate’s Behind” would be compelling viewing I reckon. 
Then there’s the shirt lifters, you know, the ones….shoot, let’s not go there.
Looks like the HP games are up n running